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MEMORIAL DAY - Thank you to all who have fallen, and all who have bothered to stand up.


TAGS: memorial day god bless america
Rating: 4.18/5

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Pikeman - June 23, 2013, 3:14 pm
There are American military grave yards in France from WWI and WWII.
Da5id - January 25, 2013, 1:05 am
Nice picture, and certainly an American Marine, but appears he's in France. Arlington has the curved stones, not to mention all the French flags. RIP men.


OIHO STATE - Go Bcukeyes!


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 3.83/5

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MashiMashi - August 10, 2013, 10:56 am
on wisconsin
twill1962 - October 18, 2012, 10:55 am
Graet potser! 5 Loins!
BoneCD - March 11, 2010, 5:38 pm
Funny, that's how we liked our girls back in the 70's too. GO BUCKEYES!!! 5 scarlet and gray Poodles for u!!!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:37 pm
Shoot, I saw what you did and yes, I was Capt. Bobious. Man do I feel stoopid now. Sorry Air, I should have know better.
Fatt Matt - March 11, 2010, 5:35 pm
HA! Dumbasses!
culos - March 11, 2010, 5:33 pm
Maybe I'm Capt. Bobvious but I see one or two Nazi's lurking around the corner


2015 -




CHRISTINA HENDRICKS AND MR ED -


TAGS: christinahendricks sarahjessica womanhood jealous blessed
Rating: 4.73/5

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valkor - September 15, 2011, 4:33 am
also played Mrs Reynolds in Firefly
rerun - September 14, 2011, 7:11 pm

Kristina Hendricks from Mad Men
warface - September 14, 2011, 6:58 pm
i know in black is that sarah parker guy, but who's the broad in red
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:41 am
Women - also come in one lion and five lion versions.
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:40 am
or Even teh best artist has his off days.
valkor - September 14, 2011, 6:38 am
Creationism See what happens when god has left overs...


CALL OF DUTY -


TAGS: god bless our troops shottyz
Rating: 4.19/5

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wilderbee - October 31, 2012, 2:08 am
The men in the photo are Cops not Troops(Soldiers)
tellitlikeitis - June 19, 2011, 7:51 pm
Very nice!


SILENCE -


TAGS: calendar mixed blessings freedom torture
Rating: 4.88/5

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nicholsjoshua35 - September 26, 2012, 10:10 pm
Who needs a women to cook and clean for them? I cook better than any woman and I clean better. Women are obsolete!
Ascetic - August 10, 2011, 6:15 pm
A high rolling hooker every night would have been cheaper than a divorce for Tiger Woods and others.
GySgt1811 - August 10, 2011, 1:02 pm
Right you are, Airman. As my daddy should have told me, "None of it's free; and the kind you pay for is the cheapest."
Airman - August 10, 2011, 12:24 pm
tip the hooker generously. still cheaper in the long run


BLESSINGS -


TAGS: blessings count them while you have them
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - December 6, 2015, 6:13 pm

If you find it, link it
Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:55 pm
There's another picture floating around here of an old man sitting on the leftmost end of a bench alone. I wonder if they'd combine well?


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: confession it s good for the soul bless fart
Rating: 4.17/5

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sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
Fart jokes never cease to be funny...5 from me.


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!




TEXANS -


TAGS: god bless em
Rating: 4.7/5

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williamcompton - October 7, 2010, 9:43 am
[email protected] and L @ matt love texas
Fatt Matt - March 30, 2010, 2:13 pm
We have a saying..."Fuck you, I'm from Texas." Not sure where it came from, but it is an acceptable response to most questions.
MO - March 30, 2010, 10:46 am
And I as someone who doesn't have a single thing to do with Texas, other than being a die hard Cowboys fan, would like to five this MOFO!!! GO COWBOYS!!!! WOOOOOOO!!! What? Too early? There's only like....8 more months till Foosball season....WOOOOO!!
Jmac0585 - March 30, 2010, 9:48 am
As someone who pays property taxes in Texas, I too approve the amsomeness of this message.
rerun - March 29, 2010, 8:24 pm

I am a Texan and I approve this message
ICEMAN - March 29, 2010, 7:46 pm
Gotta send that one to my Brother in Amarillo. 5 Lone Stars
Crashedmonkey - March 29, 2010, 6:22 pm
5L!!! Airman, keep it up, I love ALL your posts
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 6:18 pm
5L!


FOR MY NEXT TRICK -


TAGS: ventriloquist glass of water god bless america
Rating: 3.88/5

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dslohand - September 23, 2011, 10:11 pm
I'd crap if she found the lost puppy.


DEMOCRACY - When "God bless America" starts flashing, just press the button, miss.




DID YOU KNOW -


TAGS: did you know trivia sneezing god bless you jesus christ
Rating: 4.85/5

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RetiredUSNChief - August 18, 2013, 6:22 pm
Actually, it means "health". The single word expression is a wish for good health upon the recipient. :)
BobbEdwards - August 16, 2013, 10:44 am
3 out of 10. In California a lot of people don't know what "gesundheit" means, so it makes for some interesting post-sneeze chat...
ipaprime - August 16, 2013, 8:07 am
did you know that it means "God hold you tight"
falloutghoul - August 16, 2013, 7:49 am
Make that 2 out of 10, herr Cannabal.
Cannabal - August 16, 2013, 12:58 am
Ich bin ein Berliner!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:10 am
Verwenden Sie deutsch? Das ist gut!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:01 am
lol
thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 16, 2013, 12:00 am
It was my reaction when I saw this photo, lol. Glad you like.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 8:11 pm
This agnostic says ‘WTF?’ but it doesn’t sound quite like ‘double-u-tee-eff’…sounds more like ‘what the phukk’
Cannabal - August 15, 2013, 7:55 pm
I must be the 1 out 10, because I say "gesundheit."
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 7:53 pm

'Oh, Sweet Lord, make him stop!' 5 (from several yards away), Ls.


A GERMAN POPE - NOT SURE ABOUT THE GESTURE -


TAGS: bless you
Rating: 4.42/5

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Derek - May 14, 2010, 6:00 pm
Well spotted, that man!
pieman - May 14, 2010, 10:38 am
LOL! Is that a little gas chamber shower head at the top of his crucifix staff? 5 sieg heils,


IF I HOLD MY MOUTH JUST RIGHT IT SOUNDS PRETTY REAL -




EFFORTLESS -


TAGS: life homeless loss jobless
Rating: 4.46/5

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PhxDebbie - June 1, 2010, 9:13 am
Ooooh Nice! A new favorite 5L's


BREWFEST -


TAGS: oktoberfest blessing buxom
Rating: 4.2/5

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crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 7:55 am
nice one monkey =)


Hiking -


TAGS: sneeze bless you forest
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2014, 8:54 pm
Ah, ha! It was you, Gary!
GaryO - May 22, 2014, 8:32 pm
heh heh
Oldsod - May 22, 2014, 6:27 pm
Well-timed for me. Yesterday, I was chaperone for a hundred-something kids on a nature hike. Nothing takes nature out of a nature hike quite like 100-something kids...


ARGUMENTS - Winning or losing is never as important as how you place the blame




MANY SAY MARINES ARE BEST - And that m*ght be true. Don't discount the Air Force. They know tricks too.


TAGS: bless our troops
Rating: 3.19/5

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Grimgravy - April 19, 2011, 1:52 am
Looks like George Clinton.


OBSTACLES - Some men refuse to enter, due to an overwhelming sense of shame. I refuse to enter as I might come across a lady whose image of wearing items from the store will cause violent vomiting.


TAGS: victorias secret godd bless their online store
Rating: 3.81/5

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pieman - April 20, 2010, 2:57 pm
You can't avoid it. You can see her canckles from across the Mall. My EYES!
spacedog - December 2, 2009, 8:26 pm
Nice one Jmac.
CANADA - December 2, 2009, 3:39 pm
WIN!


LINGUISTIC EXPERTS -


TAGS: linguistic experts bj mouth god bless them motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.65/5

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RON - October 30, 2009, 11:52 pm
thx for votes and lil bit of time in toppies...I do love it...emotional and to the point. my grand daughter asked me...grandpa will that pic be on the internet forever? yes, honey...now go get me a beer sweetie...thanks luv.


THE PAIN & SUFFERING WONT GO AWAY - After all these years there are still so many questions, We hope one day that the truth will prevail, And maybe then our hurting will stop...




GREYBEARDS - Get pretty clever about hiding their beer




atheists -


TAGS: sneeze god bless
Rating: 5/5

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Silverheart - July 4, 2014, 9:08 am

I usually say Mogadishu when someone sneezes. That's right, the capitol of Somalia. It's extra funny when someone else starts to say it, thinking it's Japanese for 'bless you'
steve1961 - July 4, 2014, 3:36 am
Meh...yer souls were lost the moment you posted yer first Motifake...
Zeitguy - July 4, 2014, 3:00 am
Actually atheists chuckle at the thought that a neurological reflex would be the work of the devil.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 4, 2014, 12:00 am
Oh, please post this to Religifake. 5L


this labor day -




ITS FUN TO STAY AT THE -


TAGS: bless their hearts
Rating: 4.81/5

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Faceplant31 - August 20, 2010, 11:24 am
ROR! 5L, ya gotta love them spoons!


SILVER IN THE HAIR -


TAGS: count your blessings
Rating: 4.7/5

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Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:56 pm
you forgot the crap in your pants.


COWBOY BOOTS -


TAGS: bless their lil hearts
Rating: 4.64/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 9:56 pm
Thats a cool kid, must be canadian lol. 5L
GreyScorpion - April 26, 2010, 6:56 pm
cowboy boots and mittens?..must have been Canadian 5L
Airman - April 26, 2010, 6:51 pm
LOL. Hadn't crossed my mind, but now that you mention it
Faceplant31 - April 26, 2010, 6:40 pm
I sure hope that teacher had a low cut blouse on.
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 6:29 pm
Ha Ha HA! I didn't see that one coming! 5 lost mittens!


I EAT LIKE A GOD...CUBBY GOD... - FRIED SPAM, SPAM SAIMAN, AND LOCO-MOCO The real reason anyone with sense at all never leaves paradise at all.


TAGS: to eat like this is to eat like a god indeed this was dinner night before last and i was blessed indeed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:49 pm
no such thing as too much spam.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:39 am
spamity spam! Wonderful spam!!!!!!!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 11, 2010, 10:40 pm
Fried Spam?.......Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam,Spam..........
Cubbybear - April 11, 2010, 10:38 pm
That's one killer Loco/Saimin combo..5/5


NOTHING BUT A PRAYER - And even that might not work




MOOOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: haiku bless you bacon cheesburger
Rating: 3.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:39 pm
Shuffleboard...of course!
Sean - September 12, 2009, 2:09 pm
Oh yeah Mooooooooburger, scrabble, or canasta!???
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:25 am
BTW...Random, I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to fuck with anyone's cats.....Weirdo.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:14 am
Any....even.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 12, 2009, 3:12 am
I'll pit my cats against yours and Day Sean.
Sean - September 12, 2009, 1:01 am
Further to that, MrR., they have even posted a video of themselves on YouTube in which each of them takes turns being videotaped by another while standing beside the tv showing a CNN newscast. And this was at exactly the time Mooooooooooo went missing.
MrRandom - September 12, 2009, 12:43 am
Lesson of the day: Don't fuck with Seans cats.
BoneCD - September 11, 2009, 7:49 pm
good one!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 11, 2009, 5:51 pm
Back from the dead.........giving out lions.....spooky eh?5.


THE CONFESSIONAL -




9915 -


TAGS: ronsart if finally blessed
Rating: 2.85/5

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BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:17 am
Dear Timmy...I want to take what you're taking.
wait.. what? - July 27, 2009, 5:21 am
ever heard of quality over quantity?


Blessing -




And . . . They're Off! -




...BAREBACK - Bless her soul!




Blessing -


TAGS: children kids family blessing
Rating: 5/5

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demon001 - March 1, 2015, 7:35 pm
Be nice to them, they'll choose your retirement home.
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 8:28 pm
and their donor card signed...teehee


Blessing -


TAGS: bless condoms jesus bible quote
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - December 18, 2015, 2:36 am
I really enjoy bible quotes especially in their proper perspective and this is a %ER


Don't give up -


TAGS: jobless unemployed economy
Rating: 4.86/5

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Thedge - November 6, 2014, 2:41 am
Ouch. Recently been there and not recovered. Yet, this too, shall pass. 5J ob apps completed...
spanko - November 5, 2014, 7:45 pm
;-)
GaryO - November 5, 2014, 7:01 pm
spanko rolls
spacedog - November 5, 2014, 7:00 pm
Boom. 5L again.
maoworks2 - November 5, 2014, 9:44 am
You Got It Brother 5L .


ENDOWMENT - Truly a blessing in disguise.




Blessed Pens -




OR AN EXHIBITIONIST -




Making the Most of Mental Illness -




A Blessing In Disguise -




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